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May 16

Irrelephant

Irrelephant

On its way

On its way

May 15

Men need women

We just do
Without women we drink too much
Fart too much
And pile up detritus to nest in
We grow beards and eyebrows in such equal measure they can intertwine and make our faces maps of neglected gardens
Men need women

You are evil

If you lie, if you are sly
If you got what you wanted through machinations
If you think the process of getting what you want
Is made out of deceit and endless fucking lying
Then you, you
You are a fucking evil cunt

Angry face

Angry face

Spaceman

Spaceman

May 14

Invariant flow

There are some constants in the vicious cycles of your life,

That are constant, that are sanctified by even atheist endeavour

And these are these things

Hold your boy in your hand when he’s born

Each one, each little contraption of biology

Each tiny fucking excellence you had it in your bollocks to produce

And then they grow up too quickly in stop motion photographs you remember to snap

And then you realise that’s what you’re for. That’s you’re entire thing

Make your sons smile

(Also works for girls, but I don’t have any, so can’t comment)

Home

Home

Joy

Joy

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