The reason why Siri won’t work on android
A lot of work has gone into refining Siri’s responses via crowdsourcing: the database of acceptable answers builds with each success; a virtuous circle of reinforcement spiralling into the canonical answer.
So, now do that on android, sourced from youtube comments:
“Siri, where can I get sushi near here?”
du-dink: “LOL, yur a faggot”
“Siri, tell me when my next meeting is”
du-dink: ”OMG, get a life, dude”